I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.

 

#TMI Tuesdays

cassandraclare:

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#TMITuesdays 

For fun, one of Cassandra Jean’s postcards of scenes from City of Heavenly Fire. Above, the Blackthorns and Emma in Idris. (Dru is around, but not in the picture.)

Also:

Announcing the Ultimate Shadowhunter Fan Sweepstakes!
Test your Shadowhunter knowledge and enter for a chance to receive a copy of #COHF a day BEFORE it goes on sale 5.27! Good luck! 

If I win, I will cry.

ursulatheseabitchh:

highgayden:

“If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?” 
― Jodi PicoultMy Sister’s Keeper

I’ve always wanted a sister. 

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

(Source: charmedbyred)

dansbunk:

msjarvis:

master-of-duct-tape:

handbuiltbyrob0ts:

[x]

I peed on the hamster

I was wondering.. Is the first one Keith Richards’ cat? :P

aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE

doctorwho:

arthurpendragonns:

He’s a genius, THE genius, the most human human there’s ever been. And now we’re gonna hear him speak!

Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.